1. Why don???t people pick up after their dog???s poop? It’s not hard. You can even re-purpose your Kroger bags by doing it. So it’s good for the environment-ish. Whatever. If you don’t pick up your dog’s poop you are a crappy neighbor.

2. Why do morons egg people???s cars? See here. If I find out who you are I’m pressing charges, frat-tastic drunk dude. Just say’n.

3. Why do parents leave their babies in the car ???for a couple of minutes??? and why are they surprised when they come back four hours later and the police want to arrest them and their neighbors want to stone them? It’s not okay people. Not for 5 minutes, nor 30 minutes and CERTAINLY not while you make a little mall run.

4. Why does my dog Georgia think my husband Dave is a dog? So in love, those two.

5. What kind of PR person says out loud, in front of her client, ???Well, all media hates good news. They only want BAD news and you don???t have that???? This is really a topic worthy of it’s own blog post, but let me just say that if you are in public relations and you truly believe ALL MEDIA HATES good news you should find another day job. Just my two cents there.

6. Why do I  let others bad moods and outbursts get to me and completely ruin my day? I’ve really got to buck up and block it out. (sigh). Maybe I’ll add that to my New Year’s resolution list.

7. Why do I tilt my head to the right when I type? This one is just weird. I’m left-handed, so why do I always tilt my head to the right when I type. Maybe he’s correct!