It said Flowerbomb By Viktor & Rolf for Women 0.24 Oz Eau De Parfum Splash-mini.

Mini being the important (and all too accurate) descriptor that I CLEARLY missed in my Amazon one-click purchasing glee.

I thought I was getting a FABULOUS deal on this.

Well, I did not buy that exactly.  But I did get this (sans wine cork):

Tiny.

(sigh)

I might be an idiot, but at least I smell good!